{"product_id":"retired-not-my-problem-t-shirt","title":"Retired Not My Problem T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo of the most liberating words in the English language: \u003cem\u003eNot. My. Problem.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a career of deadlines, decisions, and doing it all — you've officially clocked out for good. This tee celebrates that glorious moment with a bold, unapologetic graphic that says exactly what retirement feels like: free, unbothered, and a little bit smug about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from soft ring-spun cotton with a relaxed crew neck and classic fit, it's built for the life you've been waiting for — slow mornings, spontaneous road trips, and zero Monday dread. The crisp center-front print holds up wash after wash, so the message stays as fresh as your outlook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive it as a retirement gift that actually gets a laugh, or treat yourself to the shirt that says it all without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and comfortable all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck with a relaxed, shape-retaining fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Not My Problem Anymore\" graphic — crisp and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect funny gift for anyone stepping into their next great chapter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Created and Crafted","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53393547460902,"sku":null,"price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53393547493670,"sku":null,"price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53393547526438,"sku":null,"price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53393547559206,"sku":null,"price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53393547591974,"sku":null,"price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0081\/5398\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug21_2026_10_54_11AM.png?v=1787324067","url":"https:\/\/createdandcrafted.org\/products\/retired-not-my-problem-t-shirt","provider":"Created and Crafted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}